Escorted to the bank teller
by half naked chicks
instead of a gun to the head
I'm being held up by huge tits
loose lips, and me being stupid
all pressed against my back
yes, defenseless when it comes to that
but the joke's on her
been broke all summer
shit, for the past three years
spoiled her for one night
now I'm punching folks for a sandwich
on bumfights
now I'm on this one mic
dedicating an ode to the pretentious females
who're sending me emails
in explicit details
on how we, the male gender, failed.
you can siphon my gas
take my money
but I'll have the last laugh
cuz I gave you herpes =-X
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